Royal Mail stops deliveries to a house in Leeds after postal workers are attacked by an elderly cat called Tiger.
If you name a cat after a ferocious predatory animal and it attacks postmen that's your own lookout. No post for you, you idiot. You don't deserve it.
Now, we must hurry, you are in serious danger. I am risking my life to tell you this, but the truth must be known. You are being deceived and have been your whole life. Some of your closest friends are not what you think they are. We are all under the rule of the Lizardmen.
Lizardmen, or Reptilians as their friends call them, apparently come from space... or an ancient civilisation... or centre of the earth. They can shapelift into human form and are masquerading as up to 1/3 of the human race... or just the ones in power... either way, this list includes:
Yup, that's what they really look like. Every single one.
Turns out they're trying to control us all... for some reason. They have basic mind-control powers and stuff so it's fairly easy. When they get really angry though their disguises slip and their true form is revealed. Don't believe me? I have proof.
Now, we must hurry, you are in serious danger. I am risking my life to tell you this, but the truth must be known. You are being deceived and have been your whole life. Some of your closest friends are not what you think they are. We are all under the rule of the Lizardmen.
Lizardmen, or Reptilians as their friends call them, apparently come from space... or an ancient civilisation... or centre of the earth. They can shapelift into human form and are masquerading as up to 1/3 of the human race... or just the ones in power... either way, this list includes:
- Al Gore
- Colin Powell
- The Queen and all her sons (We have Diana to thank for that information apparently)
- Tony Blair
- Both Bushes
- Almost all of Bush's government (although some are just under the influence)
- Most of The Congress
- Angelina Jolie
- Cameron Diaz
- Kylie Minogue
- Gwen Stefani
- Hitler
- Obama (However I found some people saying he can't be because of the healthcare reform)
Yup, that's what they really look like. Every single one.
Turns out they're trying to control us all... for some reason. They have basic mind-control powers and stuff so it's fairly easy. When they get really angry though their disguises slip and their true form is revealed. Don't believe me? I have proof.
See... No? But it was so well spelled.
The Researcher David Icke who he mentioned, he's the champion of this whole thing. He's also a firm beliver that they come from another dimension but now live on the inside of the Earth, which is hollow. Ahh, hollow earth theory, another one of my favourites. Also, they're the Illuminati...
Anyway, look Reptilians/Reptoids/Lizardmen up, hilarity will definitely ensue.
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