A few days of disappointment

I was perusing the BBC news "Also in the news" bit, seeing if there was anything to write about in here and came across my new favourite headline of all time. It was:
"Filipino Typhoon in Plagiarism Row" 
However, as is so often the case lately, I was sorely disappointed. It actually said "Filipino tycoon in plagiarism row". Disgusting.

                                    Filipino Tycoon                          Filipino Typhoon

Anyway, another massive disappointment I just had was the realisation that one of the April Fools I listed was actually real. It was one of the worst ones to be real too. Gordon Brown really is releasing a 300 page book of his speeches. Honest. Now I love Gordon Brown... maybe that's a bit strong but he's by and large the best of the awful lot in the broken shit of a system we're left with after HER and at least he uses his washing machine. But Gordon Brown's inspiring speeches are a bit like Hitler's work for charity. If they exist, we're not sure we want to know about them.
>I don't appear to have an overarching theme to all of this so I'll go and have a look for anything to talk about, be right back.




I checked the Metro weird news section and it's all about people doing naked things, look. Anyway, still looking...

...

I've hit the jackpot...

Is that a really, really tiny girl? No. No it's not. It's a fucking massive rabbit (there's so much swearing here today, I'll stop) he's 4 foot long and eats 12 carrots a day. Mental.

Anyway, that'll do for tonight. OOh, almost forgot, do you like the new lick of paint I've given the place? I like fish, fish are good.